just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Just a million though

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Will it ever resonate in female minds’ that when you call YOURSELF a bitch it doesn’t make you the first class person you believe you are but it’s trashy and very low-class of you to say such a thing smh

Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

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licquoricebitch:

IS THIS THE ONION BECAUSE I CANNOT


Eww a raw potato

licquoricebitch:

IS THIS THE ONION BECAUSE I CANNOT

Eww a raw potato

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I am a self-diagnosed past addict. I pine for lost love. I think incessantly about love I never had, love I really want to have, love I’ll never have.

Tegan Quin (via erraticintrovert)

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thegoddamazon:

theuppitynegras:

Princess Sikhanyiso Dlamini of Swaziland. 

She is the oldest of 23 children. Her father is King Mswati III. Swaziland is Africa’s last absolute monarch. 

In 2001, Mswati III instituted the umchwasho – a traditional chastity rite – in Swaziland as a means of combatting the AIDS epidemic. The princess became a focus of controversy as, while she was staying abroad, she was not bound by the strictures of the umchwasho. While studying abroad, Princess Sikhanyiso has developed a reputation for ignoring or rebelling against her native country’s traditions. Sikhanyiso wears Western-style clothing something women in Swaziland are discouraged from doingThe Princess also criticized the institution of polygamy in Swaziland, saying “Polygamy brings all advantages in a relationship to men, and this to me is unfair and evil”.

Right now the Princess is in Australia working a masters degree at Sydney University.

Also I kinda really REALLY wanna be her friend. She seems pretty awesome.

Swag her the fuck out, tho.

That traditional pic with the glasses is giving me life.

Saw the documentary on her father on Netflix and she is just seemed like another spoiled brat….

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nomadamsterdam:

Mogadishu, Somalia. 2013

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ladulzura:

Appreciate your parents whether you have a good relationship or not. You never know what cards will be dealt. Been dealing with a situation and its weighing on me. The possibility of losing someone so close to me is so scary.

Life is just too short.

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likeitforwhat:

THis is what speaks to me!

😍

of-castles-and-converses:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.

and now i’m crying.

(via elmstyle)

reveredandreviled:

 

Only thing worse than death is a regret filled coffin.

(Source: chrisholzer)

brann:

Rise Above | J. Cole

“she been stressin lately cause this nigga that she been with for the past few years is not the reason for her last few tears.”

“Thought this time this was the one, thought I got better at this shit”
“Pickin’ out Mr. Right, stick it out through the fights”
“And long nights, for what? These niggas is all alike”